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Jer jýzin jaypap jep jatqan, jýiriktigimen jerlesterine, júrttastaryna jarqyn jol jasaghan jemqorlar jamaghatynyng jihangha júqqysh jaghymdylyghy jayynda jalpaq jahangha jaqsylap jarnamalau jayynda, jalpy jetistikteri jóninde jergilikti jurnalister jóndi jazbay jýrgesin jauapkershiligi joq joldastyq Jemqorstan júrtynan jerine jetkize jazatyn jaqsy jazarman jaldady.

Juyrda jeti júldyzdy «Jalmauyz» jemhanasynda jer-jerden jónkilgen jemqorlardyng jeti jýzdey jýirigin jýzdestirgen jalpy jinalys jasaldy. Jiyngha jútqyndarynan jýz jylqyny jútyp jibergende júmyryna júqpaytyn jebirler jәne júmyrtqadan jýn júlghan jylmaqay jútyrlar jinaldy. 

Jemqorlardyng janajyldyq josparyn jәne jylystaghan jyldaghy jetistikterining jay-japsaryn jinalysty jýrgizgen jerjahandyq  «Joyqyn Jemqor» jarysynyng jenimpazy Jymqyrghan Jútqynbayyp jelpine jetkizdi.

– Jana jyldarynyzben, jaysandarym! Jaqsy, jayly jylda jolyqqanymyz jýrekti jadyratady. Jalyqpastan jarqyn jaqtarymyzdy jarqyratyp jan-jaqqa jarapazandatyp jatyrmyz. Jeuding jana joldaryn jetildirip, jýrdek jýieler jasap, jaqyn jerdegini jep joyyp, jeybilmesterding janyna jaqyndaugha jigeri jetpegen jana júrttargha jarmasudy jalghastyrudamyz. Jamandaytyn jaghdayymyz joq. Jerding jýzindegini jaygharyp, juyq jyldarda jomart jer jynysyndaghy jyly-júmsaqty jappay jep joygha jaqyndaymyz. Jemqorlarymyz jetpis jeti júrttyng jegirleri jinalatyn jylda jýrgiziletin jarysta janyna jan juytpay jekedara jeniske jetti. Jatqandy, jolyqqandy, jybyrlaghandy, jýrgendi jýgimen, júmyrtqany jýnimen jeytinder, jetimderdi jylatyp, joq-júqanalardikin jylmaghayday jútyp, jamaghatty jyndandyrugha jaqyndattyq.

Jalpy jenisten-jeniske jetip jýru jaqsy joralghy. Jogharylaghan jaqtarymyz jayly jalpy júrtqa jetip jatyr. Jeistpeushilikter jayynda jetkizsem: jýz jylgha jeterlik jighanymyz jýdә jetkiliksiz, jylda jinaytyn jarna jaghy jarytymsyzdau jәne japyryp jeuding jónin janadan jolgha jýris jasaghan jastargha jan-jaqty jetkizip, jәrdem jasau jaghy jóndi jýrgizilmey jatyr. Jastardy jer jebirine jetip jamandaudyng jóni joq. Jasy jýzge jaqyndaghan Jegenkóp Júqbolmasyptyng jolymen jýrgender jaqsy jetistikterge jetetinin jatypishpes jastargha jaqsylap jetkizeyik! Jemqorlyqty janghyrtar, jaqyn jyldarda jarqyn jetistikterge jeter jastardyng jasauyn jabylyp jabdyqtayyq. Jayyna jýrgen jastardy jemqorlar jamaghatyna jýrgizip, jemqorlyq júmysqa jegeyik! Jana jetistikterge jeteyik! Jer jýzinde jemeytin jangha jol joq! Jemqorlyqty joygha júmystanyp jýrgen jetesiz jelókpeler jappay jyndyhanagha jabylsyn!  Jemqorlar jasasyn! Jemeytinder jer jýzinen joyylsyn!

Jymqyrbay jariyanamasy jazylghan jazbany janqaltasyna jútqyzyp, jaylap jerine jayghasty. Jymkenning jyly joldauy janyna jaqqan jinalghandar jer jarghanday jamyrasyp jatty...    

Jinalys jalghasynda jemqorlyqty jetildiruding jana jeti jyldyq jospary jayynda jinalghandar jan-jaqty jappay júmystanu, jekelegen jetekshi jemqorlargha jana jýktemeler jýkteu jónindegi jobany jarylqap, jospargha jalghady.  Jinalys jaryssózben jalghasty.    

Jinalys jabylugha jaqyndaghanda jasalghan jaghymdy janalyq: jemqorlyqty jetildiruge jaghday jasaudyng janasha joldary jayynda jariyalanghan jobalardyng jenimpazdaryn jәne jýldegerlerin jury jarylqady. Jaqsy jaghynan jarqyraghan jandardan: Jaghympaz Jelbuazyp, Jylmankóz Jәdigóiip, Jyrbaqay Jarymesip, Júlypjer Júqbasyp jәne jeti jegir «Júldyzdy jemqor» jýldesin jýrek jaghyna japsyrdy.

Jinalys jabyldy. Jaybaraqat jýriske jany jau jigerli jastar jaghy jiyndy jaghalaudaghy jan-jaghy jarq-júrq jaynaghan «Jynoynaq»-ta jalghastyrdy.

...Jan-jaghyma janarymdy jýgirtsem, jayau jýrgen jan joq, jappay «Jipterine» jayghasqan jýzderi jarqyn jemqorlar jan-jaqqa jamyrasyp jónelip jatyr...

(Jalghasy joq).

«Jaldanyp» jazghan – jurnalist Jetekbay

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