Núrlan Sәdir. Ói, onbaghan Mafiya!
Birden aityp qoyayyn - bas әrippen jazatynday men mafiyany sonshalyqty qatty qúrmettemeymin. (Olargha betine «onbaghan» deytindey batyrlyghym jәne joq) Ýlken әrippen búl adamnyng aty bolghasyn ghana jazyp otyrmyn. IYә, iyә! Mafiya - qazaqtyng esimi jәne myndaghan jyldyq tarihy bar esim. Ózbekter menshiktep alghysy kelip jýrgen «Alpamys batyr» jyrynda әri patsha әri qúl Últan bar emes pe! Mafiya - sonyng saqau qatynynyng saqau qúrbysy.
Sonymen, Mafiya maghan ne jazyp qalypty, mening ony onbaghan deuge qanday qaqym bar? Saqaulyghy ýshin emes, әriyne, ony súrap almaghan shyghar. Ángime onyng ruhany da saqaulyghynda bolyp otyr. Ózining teksiz, tәrbiyesiz-kórgensizdiginen kýni keshe asyn berip, asyrap jýrgen iyelerine arsyldap ýredi, úrlaydy, úrlap qana qoymaydy, ajualap mazaq qylady. Osynday Mafiyany «onbaghan» demegende kimdi «onbaghan» deymin. Biraq, myng jyl búryn sýiegi qurap qalghan albasty bolsa da apamyz bolyp keletinning qúlaghyn shulatpay-aq ta, búl atqa layyqtylardyng qazir de órip jýrgeni turaly әngimemizge kósheyik. Olar, tipti, biylik ókilderi arasynda da jeterlik. Men tek sheneunikter ghana taza bolsyn, qalghandaryna onbaghandyq tym jaqsy jarasa beredi deuden aulaqpyn. Teginde, jay adam onbaghan bolsa, onyng osy qasiyetinen zardap shegetinderding sany onbaghan sheneunikterden opyq jeytinderden әldeqayda kem sogharyna daulaspassyz. Sóitip sózimiz dәiekti boluy ýshin paraleli keltirelik:
Birden aityp qoyayyn - bas әrippen jazatynday men mafiyany sonshalyqty qatty qúrmettemeymin. (Olargha betine «onbaghan» deytindey batyrlyghym jәne joq) Ýlken әrippen búl adamnyng aty bolghasyn ghana jazyp otyrmyn. IYә, iyә! Mafiya - qazaqtyng esimi jәne myndaghan jyldyq tarihy bar esim. Ózbekter menshiktep alghysy kelip jýrgen «Alpamys batyr» jyrynda әri patsha әri qúl Últan bar emes pe! Mafiya - sonyng saqau qatynynyng saqau qúrbysy.
Sonymen, Mafiya maghan ne jazyp qalypty, mening ony onbaghan deuge qanday qaqym bar? Saqaulyghy ýshin emes, әriyne, ony súrap almaghan shyghar. Ángime onyng ruhany da saqaulyghynda bolyp otyr. Ózining teksiz, tәrbiyesiz-kórgensizdiginen kýni keshe asyn berip, asyrap jýrgen iyelerine arsyldap ýredi, úrlaydy, úrlap qana qoymaydy, ajualap mazaq qylady. Osynday Mafiyany «onbaghan» demegende kimdi «onbaghan» deymin. Biraq, myng jyl búryn sýiegi qurap qalghan albasty bolsa da apamyz bolyp keletinning qúlaghyn shulatpay-aq ta, búl atqa layyqtylardyng qazir de órip jýrgeni turaly әngimemizge kósheyik. Olar, tipti, biylik ókilderi arasynda da jeterlik. Men tek sheneunikter ghana taza bolsyn, qalghandaryna onbaghandyq tym jaqsy jarasa beredi deuden aulaqpyn. Teginde, jay adam onbaghan bolsa, onyng osy qasiyetinen zardap shegetinderding sany onbaghan sheneunikterden opyq jeytinderden әldeqayda kem sogharyna daulaspassyz. Sóitip sózimiz dәiekti boluy ýshin paraleli keltirelik:
1. Qazir elimizde sheneunikterding deni - Mafiya siyaqty saqau. Jәne búl ataqtan, qazir bәring meni tap-taza diksiyamen jeti atamnan bermen sybap-boqtasanyz da, qútyla almaysyz. Sebebi Sizderding saqaulyqtarynyz - asa iri kólemdegi saqaulyq, ana tildi bilmeu saqaulyghy. Búnday saqaulyqtyng qasynda Mafiyanyng saqaulyghy oinamay qalady. Sonymen, Sizding paydanyzgha 1:0. (Olimpiadanyng dýmpui әli basylmaghasyn, ózimshe sport tilimen sóilep jatqanym ghoy.)
2. Qalay, úrlyq jaghynan әngime qozghamay-aq qoyamyz ba? Mafiyanyng dambalynyng auyna tyghyp alghan tillәsi men ofshorlargha jasyrylghan tonnalardy salystyryp qaytemiz, iyә?! Jaraysyz! Esep 2:0.
3. Al mazaq qylu jaghyna azdap toqtalmasa bolmas. Mysaly, ózimizden múnay teniz bolyp shyghyp jatqanda benzin jetpeytini, jetse әkesining qúnyn súraytyny, mazaq emey nemene? Jalghastyra bersem - alysqa ketermin. Birden baghanyzdy bereyin: Siz Mafiyany jendiniz, sheneunik myrza! Al kishkentay әrippen jazylatyn mafiyany qashan jenesiz?! Sizder jauap qatqansha Alpamystaghy Mafiyagha sóz bere túrayyn:
Al Mafiya sóiledi:
«Mening atym Mafiya
Diydәndi aldym qapiya
Ashudanba, shiyaghym
Kiygizeyin basyna
Bes bidayyq taqiya»
Úyalmaydy, ә?! Ket әri, taqiyang da ózine, ... Ói, onbaghan MAFIYa!
«Abay-aqparat»