(Sayasy satira)

Qúday-au, kýni keshe ghana  kýshene-kýshene kenirdegi tesile jazdaghan «jyndy» Jirinovskiy, iya, iya Resey dumasy tóraghasynyng orynbasary Vladimir Jyn­dovskiy  topan sudyng ýstinde aghyp barady!

Mәskeude jerding «qytyghy» kelip, qatty týshkirip saluynyng әserinen Resey ózenderi kemerinen asyp, jer betine jayyla bastaghan edi... Jirinovskiy bayghús bórenening ýstinde shoqiyp otyr. Sonadaydan aghyp kele jatqan birdeneni kózi shaldy. Jaqyndaghanda bayqady, kreslosymen aghyp kele jatqan Resey preziydenti Medvedov eken.

- Dmiy-Dmiy... Dmitriy! Qútqara gór meni!-dep aiqaylady búl.

- Atana nәlet dese!-dep tistendi preziydent.

- Ói, preziydent degen balaghattamaydy...

- Itting balasy dese! Neng bar edi, kýlip?

- Kýlemiz ghoy, endi ýrmeytin shygharmyz?

- Sen kýlip te, ýrip te jýrsin!

- Ne istep qoydym sonshama?

- Japoniya eli jer silkinisinen, sunamiyden on myndaghan adamynan aiyrylyp, qayghy jútyp otyrghanda, «oybay, sol kerek ózderine! Kurili araldaryn týsterinde kóresinder endi! Ólinder, qyrylyndar!» dep teledidardan sóilegening ne?

- Sóilese she? Batys Qazaqstan Reseydiki dep te jýrmin, onda túrghan ne bar?

- Estip qoydy...

- Kim?

- Qúday. Sóitip bizding elge topan su jiberip otyr, esalan!

(Sayasy satira)

Qúday-au, kýni keshe ghana  kýshene-kýshene kenirdegi tesile jazdaghan «jyndy» Jirinovskiy, iya, iya Resey dumasy tóraghasynyng orynbasary Vladimir Jyn­dovskiy  topan sudyng ýstinde aghyp barady!

Mәskeude jerding «qytyghy» kelip, qatty týshkirip saluynyng әserinen Resey ózenderi kemerinen asyp, jer betine jayyla bastaghan edi... Jirinovskiy bayghús bórenening ýstinde shoqiyp otyr. Sonadaydan aghyp kele jatqan birdeneni kózi shaldy. Jaqyndaghanda bayqady, kreslosymen aghyp kele jatqan Resey preziydenti Medvedov eken.

- Dmiy-Dmiy... Dmitriy! Qútqara gór meni!-dep aiqaylady búl.

- Atana nәlet dese!-dep tistendi preziydent.

- Ói, preziydent degen balaghattamaydy...

- Itting balasy dese! Neng bar edi, kýlip?

- Kýlemiz ghoy, endi ýrmeytin shygharmyz?

- Sen kýlip te, ýrip te jýrsin!

- Ne istep qoydym sonshama?

- Japoniya eli jer silkinisinen, sunamiyden on myndaghan adamynan aiyrylyp, qayghy jútyp otyrghanda, «oybay, sol kerek ózderine! Kurili araldaryn týsterinde kóresinder endi! Ólinder, qyrylyndar!» dep teledidardan sóilegening ne?

- Sóilese she? Batys Qazaqstan Reseydiki dep te jýrmin, onda túrghan ne bar?

- Estip qoydy...

- Kim?

- Qúday. Sóitip bizding elge topan su jiberip otyr, esalan!

Tóbeden tikúshaq kórinip, preziydentti arqanmen tartyp alyp ketti. Jyndovskiy úmtylyp edi, Medvedov tilin shygharyp, mazaqtaghan boldy... Endi qaytti? Qarny da ashyp barady... Qayran Qazaqstanym-ay... Sonda tuyldym, sonda óstim, bir ýzim nan bere gór...  Sonadaydan stol aghyp keledi. Ýstinde bireu otyr. Jәy otyrghan joq, buterbord jep otyr. Jaqyndaghanda baryp tanydy, Resey premier-ministri Putin eken...

- Day hleb, kusok...-dep tamsandy búl. Bórene tolqynmen aghyp, oghan jaqyndady.

- Atauyndy je...-dedi anau.

- Ói, senderge ne bolghan? Men úly Resey mýddesi ýshin...

- Qúday qylyghyndy keshirmedi... Sening kesirinnen kabiynetimde otyrghan kýii aghyp kelemin!

- Keshiriniz...

- Ne jyndy emessin, ne sau emessin!

- Biz qayda aghyp baramyz ózi?

- Japoniyagha!

- Ólә-ә...

- Bәlә-ә...

Tik úshaq kórinip, Putindi de alyp ketti. Jyndovskiyding jyny keldi. Aghysy qatty tolqyn múny túnshyqtyra jazdady. Sol aqqan kýii Japoniya jaqqa baryp toqtady. Ash. Áli joq. Ásheyinde әielinen basqa eshkimdi qúshaqtamaytyn ol bórenege jatqan boyy qúshaqtap alypty... Jaghagha kelip tirelipti bórenesi. Jyrtityp, kózin ashsa, Japoniya premer-ministri Naoto Kan qolyn sozyp túr eken...  Múnyng bar aitqany: «Bratan, day sto gramm...»

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