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OILANDYRATYN 5 OQIGhA

1. Ferma qojayyny tyshqan aulaytyn qaqpan qoydy. Ony bayqaghan tyshqan kórgen-bilgenin tauyqqa, qoygha jәne siyrgha jetkizdi. Al olar bolsa: «Qaqpan — sening probleman! Bizge onyng qatysy joq! Óz sharuandy ózing shesh» dep tyshqandy sóiletpey tastaydy.

Keshkisin qaqpangha jylan týsip, fermerding әielin shaghyp alypty. Kýieui әieli jazylsyn dep, tauyq soyyp, sorpa dayyndap beripti. Al әielding jaghdayyn súrap kelgen qonaqtargha qoy soyypty. Biraq jylan shaghyp, jaghdayy nasharlaghan әiel aqyry qaytys bolady. Al sadaqa ótkizuge siyrdy soyady.

Osy kórinisting barlyghyn tyshqan óz ininen qarap otyrypty...

Týiin: Ózinizge tikeley qatysy joq sharuanyn, sizge mýldem kesiri tiymeydi dep oilau — ýlken qatelik.

2. Býrkit biyik taldyng basynda otyr eken. Kónili toq, abyroyy bar býrkitting eshtene istemey otyrghanyna qyzyqqan qoyan býrkitke:
— Men de siz qúsap, eshtene istemey otyrsam bola ma? — deydi.
— Áriyne, bolady. Taldyng týbine otyra ghoy, — deydi býrkit.
Býrkit aitqanday tal týbine jayghasqan qoyandy týlki jep qoyypty.

Týiin: Eshtene istemey dem alu ýshin — úzaq enbek jasap, abyroyly bolu kerek! Sonda ghana týlki siyaqtylardyng tisi batpaytyn bolady..

3. Fermada jylqy auyryp qalypty.
Veterinar:
— Jylqygha dәri ektim. Eger tanerteng oyanbay qalsa, óldi dep eseptey beriniz, — dep fermerge aityp ketipti.

Tang atty. Jylqy oyanghan joq. Qasynda jatqan qoy:
— Dosym, túrsanshy! Áytpese, sen ólesin, — dep jylqyny oyatyp alypty.
Fermer:
— Mine, keremet! Men óte quanyshtymyn! Búl jaghdaydy atap ótu kerek! — dep qoydy soyypty.

Týiin: Ózinizge qatysy joq iske — eshqashan aralaspanyz. Biraq qaqpan turaly әngimeni de úmytpaghanynyz jón!

4. Júmys istep jatqan ýsh jigitti kórdim. Biri tas shauyp jatyr, ekinshisi núsqau berip jatyr, al ýshinshisi jay qarap túr eken. Olargha:
— Ne istep jatyrsyndar? — degenimde, biri:
— Qinalyp, júmys istep jatyrmyn, — dedi.
— Men júmys jasatyp, aqsha tauyp jatyrmyn, — dedi ekinshisi. Al ýshinshisi:
— Al men zәulim saray salghyzyp jatyrmyn, — dedi.

Týiin: Armany joq adamdy — armany bar adam basqarady.

5. Taksy jýrgizushisi tanymal millionerdi mingizipti. Ýiine jetken millioner taksiyge 500 tenge ghana beredi.
Taksist:
— Men keshe sizding úlynyzdy osy ýige әkeldim. Ol maghan 2000 tenge artyq berdi de, qajetine jarat dep quantqan edi.
— Men ol siyaqty artyq aqsha júmsamaymyn! Sebebi, onyng әkesi — millioner bolsa, men — jetimmin.

Týiin: Manday termen tapqan tabysyn eshkim artyq júmsamaydy.

 

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