(Bilim jәne ghylym ministri B.Júmaghúlovtyng qúlaghyna altyn syrgha)

Jartasqa bardym,

Kýnde aighay saldym....

Abay

Ha - ha! Búl mening zyghyrdanym qaynap, ashy zapyran shyghara yzalana kýlgenimning qaghaz betine týskendegi týri. Nege yza qysyp otyr deysiz ghoy jas talapker, yaghny shalaqazaq tilimen aitqanda abituriyent, men aitatyn, sen tynda.

(Bilim jәne ghylym ministri B.Júmaghúlovtyng qúlaghyna altyn syrgha)

Jartasqa bardym,

Kýnde aighay saldym....

Abay

Ha - ha! Búl mening zyghyrdanym qaynap, ashy zapyran shyghara yzalana kýlgenimning qaghaz betine týskendegi týri. Nege yza qysyp otyr deysiz ghoy jas talapker, yaghny shalaqazaq tilimen aitqanda abituriyent, men aitatyn, sen tynda.

Oqugha týskin kele me? Pojalysta, mylqau emtihangha, yaghny test tapsyrugha dayyn bolynyz. Tórt pәnnen 50-den joghary úpay jinasanyz bolghany aqshanyzdy tólep institut pen uniyversiytetterding birine student bolyp qyljiya alasyz. Al, 120 úpaydan 50 úpay jinay almay qalsanyz taghy da betinizden otynyz shyghyp úyalyp, nemese tauynyz shaghyludyng qajeti joq. Onday su milargha da memleket qaraylasqan. Jurnalistika, muzyka, suret salu, dene shynyqtyru siyaqty mamandyqtardan shygharmashylyq emtihan tapsyryp «ónerli» nemese «sportshy» student atanyp shygha keluinizge әbden bolady. Án dep әn aitpadym, nemese tughaly ayandaghannan basqa jýgirip kórmeuim-au dep qapa jemeniz. Ózi de bala jinay almay otyrghan joghary oqu oryndary sizdi, mәrtebeli talapker, ayaq-qolynyzdy jerge tiygizbey әueletip, shygharmashylyq emtihanyzda eng joghary 50 úpaydy qorjynynyzgha salyp beredi. Sonymen, «erinbegen etikshi, úyalmaghan ólenshinin» keri kelip  tórt jyl tityqtap jýrip qolynyzgha jurnalist, muzykant, sportshy, suretshi degen diplom alyp shyghasyz. Qalghan mamandyqtar da osynyng ar jaq ber jaghy. Óz atyn dúrys jaza almasa da aqy tólep oqityndardyng orny bólek. Aqysyn tólese boldy, «aldyna kelse atannyng qúnyn kesh» degendey auditoriyada qalqiyp otyrghanyna tәuba dep kelesi kursqa kóshire beresiz. Kelesi kurs demekshi ekinshi kursta student bitkenning bәri Memelekettik aralyq baqylauda (MAB), shalaqazaqsha aitqanda PGK-da bilimin synaydy. Osyndaghy bilim dengeyi arqyly qúrmetti bizding ministrlik joghary oqu oryndarynyng bilim beru bedelin anyqtaydy. PGK-dan tómen kórsetkish kórsetken bilim ordalarynyng bir jyl boyy kózderge kók shybyn ýimelep, komissiyadan kóz ashpaydy.

Sol sebepti studentting PGK testinen joghary úpay jinauyna studentten búryn oqu  ornynyng ózi  mýddeli. Jalpy naqty isti kórsetuden jalang úran men jaghymsyz әrәketterge jaqyndau basshylyq kóktemde bolatyn PGK-gha sonau qara kýzden dayyndalady. 2-kurstyng studentteri anayy «qamqorlyqqa» alynyp, әlgi tapsyratyn tórt pәnning testine dayyndalugha kirisedi. Zangha tompang kelse de sabaqtan keyin әlgi beysharalardy alyp qalyp, qinap alty ay boyy test jattatady. Beyimbet Maylinning «Týiebay» әngimesin oqyghan bolsanyz, sondaghy nadan moldanyng balalargha sabaq jattatqanyn elestetedi. Búlardy oqytatatyn múghalimge de aqy tólenbeydi. Kónbegender myna daghdarys kezinde qalamsabyn tistep kóshede qalary sózsiz. Nesin aitasyng arnayy keste qúrylyp sabaq jýrgiziledi. Memlekettik test tapsyratyn «qúrmetti 2-kurstyqtargha» kóshe sypyru, aghash egu, konsert koy, qoghamdyq júmystargha aralasu, bosanyp qalu siyaqty júmystar men «syltaulargha» tiym salynady. Sәl-pәl bosansyp, búrandap jýrgenderge qúryq salynyp, oghan kónbey búlqynghandar memelekettik komissiyagha deyin oqudan shygharylyp, kózi qúrtylady. Sóitip PGK-gha aman jetkenderi kóktemde test tapsyrady-au әiteuir. Ózderi tapsyrmaydy, taghy beyshara jalaqysyz jarty jyl dayyndaghan pәn múghalimder kómektesedi. Qalay deysiz ghoy! Qyzyqtyng kókesi mine osynda.

Ministrlik jibergen tórt-bes komissiyany birneshe joghary oqu oryndary ayaghynan tik túryp kýtip alady. Ishpegenin ishkizip, kiymegenin kiygizip degendey bir sózben aitqanda auzynan aq mayyn aghyzyp qoyady. Tekserushi jaqtyn  auzyn alghannan keyin óz «barbarossasyn» iske qosady.

Test bolatyn kýni tang sәri saghat altydan test sheshe alady-au degen bilimpaz múghalimderdi jinap, tasada túrghan quyqtay auditoriya, ya bolmasa qoyma, sheberhanagha toghytady. Ol ózderining tilinde «bunker» dep atalady. Saghat toghyzda test bastalghan uaqytta aldyn-ala súryptalyp dayyndalghan kezekshi múghalimder studentting aldyndaghy test kitapshasyn әkep, әlgi sheberhanagha toghytylghan bilimpaz múghalimderge jetkizedi. Olar testi sheship qayta jiberedi. Aytar auyzgha onay  kóringenmen tanghy altydan alpys adam toghytylghan ayaday bólmedegi alasapyrandy kórseniz, Gorbachevtyng kezindegi araqtyng óshireti әdirem qalady. «Qúrmetti 2-kurstyqtardan» kelgen testi sheshude qazaqtyng alauyzdyghy aldynnan shyqpasa taghy qyzyqsyz. Kezekshi múghalim men test sheshetin múghalim óz tanysyn, óz mamandyghyn, óz fakulitetin aldymen úshpaqqa nege shygharmasqa. Kelispeushilik, qyrghiqabaqtyng ayaday bólmede aighay-shu men jagha jyrtysugha deyin jetedi. Áriyne, podvaldaghy sýreng jogharyda shybyn qaghyp jýrgen mәrtebeli komissiyanyng qúlaghyna jetpeydi. Jetken kýnning ózinde «kórer kózim kórmestey boldy» dep kýnin ótkizushi komissiya әlgi jandәrmen toptyng esigin qaghugha qúlyqsyz. «Ýy qamaqta» saghat altydan saryla tosyp, endi aighay-sýrenning ishinde qiqulap, test sheship otyrghan pәn múghalimderinen syrtta jaushy bop shapqylaghan kezekshi oqytushylardyng da jaghdayy alys kete qoymaghan. Úzyny bar, qysqasy bar, aryghy bar, tolyghy bar test tasu operasiyasynda komissiyanyng kózine týspey qaltyrys-qaltyrysqa tyghylyp, etajdan-etajgha shabuda. Búl uaqytta komissiya qayda deysiz ghoy? Ár jerding dәl osynday oqu oryndarynyng oqytushylarynan qúrylghan komissiya  kelgeli ýlken  kýtimnen bastary ainalyp, mәngip qalghan. Tym prinsipshil asaularynyng ózi búidagha kóndigip, tóraghanyng aitqanynan shyqpaytynday juasyghan. Juasymaghandarynyng ol jaqtaghy basshylaryna biz jaqtaghy basshylardyng telefon soghyp iylәilәgha týsirui qiyn deysing be, tәiiri. Studentterdi jayghastyryp, testi taratqan komissiya biraz dem alu ýshin kýtushi toppen bir kabiynetke shaygha kiredi. Ár jerding ereksheligi, ana jerde  anany, myna jerde mynany tanisyz ba degen siyaqty tatymsyz әngime soghyp, shay soraptap, týngi qonaqtan keyin «bas jazyp» degendey uaqyt úttyrady. Syrt kózge úyat bolmasyn dep, reytke shyghyp, tekserip qoyady, anda-sanda. Kerilip, kekirinip toydan shyqqanday manghaz komissiyany kórgen kezekshiler búrysh-búryshqa tyghylyp, jer tappaghany partanyng astyna kirip әurege týsedi. Aranyng úyasynday shulap jatqan «ýy qamaqqa» jaushy kelip, qay jauap dúrys degenge qyzylkenirdek bolyp talasyp jatqan pәn múghalimderining әptigin basyp, biraz uaqytqa tynyshtandyrady. Teksergen bop eskertuler jasap komissiya kezekti shaygha kirgende, kezekshiler qayta atqa qonady. Qoyny-qonyshyna kitapshalardy toltyryp alghan egde múghalimning sýrinip qúlap, deni-qarny aqtarylyp jatqanyn kóz aldynyzgha keltirinizshi. Memlekettik test súraqtaryn әdeyi osy «qyzmetke» arnayy kiygen keng koptynyng ishine tyqpalay, sýrine-qabyna baghytyn joghaltpay enpendey jóneldi. Sonshalyqty beyshara mýskinge týsken múghalimning qimylyna auditoriyada otyrghan studentter qaryq.  Jalpy test tapsyryp otyrghan studentterding qabaghy qisayyp, ýreylenip, ya bolmasa qysylyp otyrghany neken-sayaq. Áukesi salbyrap, entige jetken kezekshi múghalimine «maghan jetpis úpaydan asyryp әkelseniz bolghany» dep zakaz berip, qalamsabyn partagha soqqylap, shaljiyp otyrghany.

Sonymen, PGK-nyng nәtiyjesi ony tapsyrghan 2-kurs studentterining emes, alasapyran asyghysta, «ýy qamaqta» test súraqtaryna jauap bergen múghalimderding bilimi dep biliniz.

....Biraz uaqyt boldy әlgi múghalimder ýy qamaqtan shyghypty. Olargha kómekke sotka (tiylepondy aitam) kelipti. Endi ýiinizde otyryp, agent arqyly sotkagha týsirilgen testi sheship balanyzgha kómek berip qaryq bola alasyz. Dәl keshegi ENT-nizding 100 payyzdan asyp jyghyluy sol sotekenning arqasy. Jalpy bizding kók bayraqty elimiz preziydentimiz tilge tiyek etken INNOVASIYaLYQ DAMUDYNG nәtiyjesin kórsetip-aq jatyr. Bә-re-kel-di!!! Aqymaq әlem jasasyn!!!

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