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Aytqysh eken bólimindegi songhy maqalalar

4 Sәuir, 2016 saghat 14:24

POEZIYa

Býgingi poeziyadaghy key ólenderdi týsinu ýshin akademiyalyq bilim, oqu ýshin akterlik diplom kerek...

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28 Nauryz, 2016 saghat 13:12

MOLDA

Molda deputatqa telefon shalady: - Qaydasyn? - Qapshaghayda kazinoda otyrmyn. - Astaghfirullah! - Ázirge 500 myng tenge úttym. - Mashallah!

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16 Nauryz, 2016 saghat 10:42

ShEShE

Korrespondent saytyndaghy bir materialgha qatysty mynaday kommentariy týsipti. Oqyp әbden kýldim: "Shesheden boqtaghany ýshin aiyppúl salsa ghoy, Shymkentting budjeti tolar ed"...

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10 Nauryz, 2016 saghat 12:19

QYZBEN ÁNGIME

Júmysqa túrghysy kelgen qyzben әngime: - Kompiuterdi bilesiz be? - Áriyne. - Ekselge ýirengen shygharsyz. - Qoyynyz, eksel emes, emka kiyem.

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3 Nauryz, 2016 saghat 10:11

PARTIYa

Bizdegi partiyalardy matreshka sekildi elestetemin. Bərin jinap qoysan, bir partiya ghana qalady.

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25 Aqpan, 2016 saghat 09:41

IT

Erjetkende bay bolam, bayyghan song tuystar aqsha súrap mazany almas ýshin qaqpanyng aldyna eki qabaghan it baylap qoyam degen aghasyna inisi: " Eki itti qaytesin, odan da bir jaman әiel al, sonda ýiine eshkim jolamaytyn bolady" degen eken.

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23 Aqpan, 2016 saghat 12:02

MAHABBAT

Ómirdegi eng taza mahabbat - balanyng 2 jasqa tolghangha deyin әkesine degen mahabbaty. 2 jastan keyin "ne alyp keldin?" rejiymi qosylady da, mahabbatqa materialdyq qúndylyqtar aralasa bastaydy...

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22 Aqpan, 2016 saghat 11:18

BAYaN

"Aydos bireudi úryp ketipti" demey, "Gýljannyng kýieui bireudi úryp ketipti" dep el ósektese, namystan óletin shygharmyn. Bayannyng qúlaghyn әbden shulattynyzdar ghoy.

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