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9 Nauryz, 2015 saghat 22:04

Núrlan SÁDIR. O, IYa...

- O, әje kelip qaldy, 12 bala tapqan anagha tórden oryn berinizder. - IYә, myna 92 qate tapqan aghaydyng qasyna otyrsyn. - Sonsha bala tapqyzghan atamyzdyng ortamyzda joq ekeni ókinishti. - IYә, sonsha qate tapqyzghan atamyzdyng da...

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1 Nauryz, 2015 saghat 18:40

Núrlan SÁDIR. AVITAMINOZ

Patriot bolyp kóshede jýrseng - shtraf jeysin, patriot bolyp kók tuyndy ilseng - shtraf jeysin. Búl – kóktemgi avitaminozdyng aldyn alugha arnalghan sayasiy-kulinarlyq nou-hau. Shtrafta «Sh» vitamiyni bar kórinedi

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26 Aqpan, 2015 saghat 01:52

Núrlan SÁDIR. «QAY JERINEN SÝIESIN?»

- Sayasatty sýiesing be? - ...Sýiemin. - Qay jerinen sýiesin? - Sen ne?! Betinen sýiemin! Betinen! - Qay betinmen sýiesin?

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17 Aqpan, 2015 saghat 10:02

Núrlan SÁDIR. ÚQSASTYQ

- Monsha men saylaudyng úqsas jeri qanday, sheshe? - E, ekeuine de taza adam týspeydi ghoy.

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6 Aqpan, 2015 saghat 16:11

«Dnem 50, nochiu 25»

«Ara» jurnalynyng Bas redaktory, belgili satiriyk-parodist Kópen Ámirbek shashyn qysqartpaq bolyp shashtarazgha keledi. Jaratylysynan әzilge әzir jýretin Kópekeng әngimesining әlqissasyn qaljynmen bastaydy. Shashtarazshy orys kelinshek te әzilge әzilmen, qaljyngha qaljynmen jauap qayyryp, әngimeleri jarasyp qalady. Sózding reti kelgen tústa әlgi kelinshek Kópenge: – Vam skoliko let? – dep syzylady. Sonda ayaqtygha jol, auyzdygha sóz bermeytin Kópekeng eski әdetine basyp: – Dnem 50, nochiu 25, – degen eken.

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3 Aqpan, 2015 saghat 14:48

Núrlan SÁDIR. PONT...

Memlekettik pont belgili bir dәrejege jetkende ponteon salyna bastaydy...

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27 Qantar, 2015 saghat 19:04

«…FB-GhA TIRKELIPTI»

Amantay qajy FB-gha tirkelipti. Jazbalary tómendegishe bolatyn shyghar: «Ekinshi әiel aludy qoldaytyndar layk bassyn. Qansha ekenimizdi bileyik…» nemese «Attan, attan, pәlensheden spam tarap jatyr!!»

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22 Qantar, 2015 saghat 15:16

Aydos SARYM. TARIHTY QYSQARTPAGhANYNA...

Júrt "Qazaq handyghy turaly 20 seriyaly filim nege 10 seriyagha deyin qysqardy?" dep dýrligip jatyr eken. Óz basym Qazaq handyghynyng tarihyn 550 jyldan 275 jylgha deyin qysqartpaghanyna shýkir dep otyrmyn.

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