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26 Nauryz, 2015 saghat 20:22

"ORTAQ VALUTA" JÁNE MOLDANYNG ARTY

"Qalay, el úmytyp pa?" dep súrapty әieli. "Qaydaghy úmytqan?! Osy kýni ol auylda mening kó...m kalendari bop ketipti!" depti kýiingen molda.

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20 Nauryz, 2015 saghat 15:38

Núrlan SÁDIR. IS

- JENILIS neden tuyndaydy? - JENIL IS-ti tandaghannan...

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9 Nauryz, 2015 saghat 22:04

- O, әje kelip qaldy, 12 bala tapqan anagha tórden oryn berinizder. - IYә, myna 92 qate tapqan aghaydyng qasyna otyrsyn. - Sonsha bala tapqyzghan atamyzdyng ortamyzda joq ekeni ókinishti. - IYә, sonsha qate tapqyzghan atamyzdyng da...

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1 Nauryz, 2015 saghat 18:40

Núrlan SÁDIR. AVITAMINOZ

Patriot bolyp kóshede jýrseng - shtraf jeysin, patriot bolyp kók tuyndy ilseng - shtraf jeysin. Búl – kóktemgi avitaminozdyng aldyn alugha arnalghan sayasiy-kulinarlyq nou-hau. Shtrafta «Sh» vitamiyni bar kórinedi

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26 Aqpan, 2015 saghat 01:52

Núrlan SÁDIR. «QAY JERINEN SÝIESIN?»

- Sayasatty sýiesing be? - ...Sýiemin. - Qay jerinen sýiesin? - Sen ne?! Betinen sýiemin! Betinen! - Qay betinmen sýiesin?

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17 Aqpan, 2015 saghat 10:02

Núrlan SÁDIR. ÚQSASTYQ

- Monsha men saylaudyng úqsas jeri qanday, sheshe? - E, ekeuine de taza adam týspeydi ghoy.

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6 Aqpan, 2015 saghat 16:11

«Dnem 50, nochiu 25»

«Ara» jurnalynyng Bas redaktory, belgili satiriyk-parodist Kópen Ámirbek shashyn qysqartpaq bolyp shashtarazgha keledi. Jaratylysynan әzilge әzir jýretin Kópekeng әngimesining әlqissasyn qaljynmen bastaydy. Shashtarazshy orys kelinshek te әzilge әzilmen, qaljyngha qaljynmen jauap qayyryp, әngimeleri jarasyp qalady. Sózding reti kelgen tústa әlgi kelinshek Kópenge: – Vam skoliko let? – dep syzylady. Sonda ayaqtygha jol, auyzdygha sóz bermeytin Kópekeng eski әdetine basyp: – Dnem 50, nochiu 25, – degen eken.

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3 Aqpan, 2015 saghat 14:48

Núrlan SÁDIR. PONT...

Memlekettik pont belgili bir dәrejege jetkende ponteon salyna bastaydy...

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